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Horoscopes for the unbeliever

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May 12, 2026
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Drawing of a pigeon, a fish in a bowl and some horns on a plate. On the other side of the plate, there's a mirror where the pigeon's twin is visible and the fish in the bowl is also visible. The horns are out of sight because they're on the far right of the image. On top of the mirrow, a lobster says, "Woo!" A female line tugs at the bowstring of the giant bow that all of the aforementioned sits in. A Chilltown Blues illustration.
© Chilltown Blues art of horoscope being served up by bow and arrow.

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This horoscope, purely for entertainment purposes (wink wink), is applicable for anywhere from a week to several years.

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